Wal-mart gone high tech
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind
him, 'My
elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
'There's a diagnostic
computer down at Wal-Mart .
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and
what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits.
10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on
aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began
wondering if the computer could be fooled ..
He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.
Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10,
pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
him, 'My
elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
'There's a diagnostic
computer down at Wal-Mart .
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and
what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits.
10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on
aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began
wondering if the computer could be fooled ..
He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.
Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10,
pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
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