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At 1:16am on August 19th, 2008, kaylynn said…: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."Tarzan
not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the
ground. "Here" she said,
"you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right
in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed:
"What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

At 10:37pm on August 15th, 2008, Davemon said…: Hope your weekend is the bomb!!

At 12:34am on August 12th, 2008, kaylynn said…: AND YOU THOUGHT GAS WAS EXPENSIVE!!!! (oh my)

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A handful of new Ruby Roman grapes is displayed at a fruit market in Ishikawa Prefecture, as the 48 premium grapes made debut at a market auction in Kanazawa city, Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan, Monday, Aug. 11, 2008. The Ruby Roman grapes averaged about US$245 (27,000 yen) per bunch while a 1.54-pound (700-gram) bunch grapes, not in photo, were bought for 100,000 yen (US$910)
I will never complain about the cost of fruit anymore!! They are off there Japanese Rockers!!!! *wink

At 9:26pm on August 11th, 2008, ~Barb~ said…: I am so busy going camping and fishing with my family I have not been around too much. Not a way to welcome a new friend. Please be patient with me. I'll try to pop in as ofton as I can. I really love all your pictures. We have many wolves in our home. Take care. I hope all is well. Barb

At 8:29pm on August 11th, 2008, Butterflygirl said…: Have a great week!!!
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At 6:59pm on August 11th, 2008, Rïpplingwätërz said…: Hope your day is going well.

At 11:37pm on August 10th, 2008, shamanserpent7 said…: Your words of angels have pleased me. You have an inate sense of peace that comes through. I can only hope that the blessing of your visits will never end. May the sun always shine bright with your smile and may it's warmth never leave your heart. May the strength of the earth and the serenity of it's waters stay with you always. May your wings never tire.